Dunk My
Biscuits
A heavy-duty metal survival case of dunk-tested biscuits, each with a survival rating. Survivors not guaranteed.
How long can your biscuit survive the dunk?
We dunk-test real biscuits in real tea at 82°C, then box them by how long they last.
The Dunk Rating
Every biscuit earns one. Most earn it the hard way.
Glass Cannon
0-2sTouches the tea and immediately gives up. A short, soggy, beautiful life.
Standard Issue
5-10sA decent, honest dunk. Knows when to get out. Sometimes a second too late.
The Indestructible
30s+Thirty seconds in and still going strong. We are no longer convinced it is food.
The Survival Case
The Metal
Dunk Case
One heavy-duty embossed metal case, every survival tier, plus a certificate to prove you take this entirely too seriously.
- 1heavy-duty metal case with mechanical latches
- 6full retail packs (Hobnobs, Bourbons & more)
- 3survival tiers · crushproof armor transit
- 1Certificate of Dunk Readiness
One case, the lot
+ postage (biscuits can't drive)
Packed to survive the journey. The biscuits, less so.
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socks
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Follow the dunk tests, watch biscuits meet their end, and get a box sent to your door.
barry@dunkmybiscuits.comBrand deals, biscuit emergencies, or grief counselling for a lost custard cream. Barry reads every one, and replies faster than a rich tea survives a dunk.
Warning: do not rescue sunken biscuits with bare fingers. The tea is hot and you will look foolish.